Quotes Orang Dewasa :D

Istri itu layaknya mie instan. Dimakan hanya jika di dapur bnr2 dan kau brani sumpah tdk ada mknan lain lg yg bs dmakan

Dan suami itu layaknya provider seluler. Lbh bnyk mngecewakanmu drpd memuaskanmu, yg mbuat kau sdang bpkir2 utk mncari yg baru

"Aku cerai dgn suamiku" "Knp?" "Apa kau bs hdup dgn org yg mabuk2an, drugs, tdk kerja?" "Jelas tdk!" "Sama, dia jg tdk

"Ayah, suamiku mninggal td mlm" "Ha bgmn bs? Memangnya apa kata2 trakhir dia?" "Anna, tlg letakkan pistolnya..."

"Anakku, sukses itu tdk dtg sndri. Kau hrs bkrja kras utk mraihnya" "Tapi pap..." "Ssst! Diam dlu! Bntr lg pngumuman togelnya nih!"

Joni: (7thn) "Bu cewe seumuranku bs hamil tdk?" Guru: "Tdk Joni, knp?" Tb2 Dina dr blkg mnyahut "Tuh kan! Brarti kmrn tuh gpp!"

2 kata rahasia agar suami mncintai mu: 'blow job'. Learn it. Live it. Love it

Good: Kau lg dlm mood utk fantasy sex. Bad: Kau tdk mnemukan vibrator mu. Worse: Chika, anakmu, meminjamkannya kpdamu

saat pria bilang "Aku tdk tlalu suka dia kok" arti sbnrnya "Aku msh sakit hati krn dia tdk mau tdr dgnku!"

Sperma adlh senyawa pling brbahaya. Jika klepasan, kau trpaksa hrs mnafkahi hdupmu dtambah 2 atau 3 org lainnya

pertanyaan yang disukai pria Apartemen kamu kosong gak mlm ini?

Slalu smpatkan dtg acra pmakaman jika ada kwanmu yg mninggal, mskipun kmungkinan besar mrka tdk akan dtg ke pmakamanmu nti

Istri yg sempurna harus 1. Cantik 2. Jujur 3. Pngertian 4. Lembut 5. Tidak mngenal satu dgn yg lainnya

Nikah itu sprti prgi ke resto dgn kwan. Kau order mknan, dan saat kau lihat apa yg diorder kwanmu, kau bhrap mngorder itu duluan

Rindu = Saat dmn kita memendam rasa ingin skali meniduri dia tp bingung caranya bgmna

ambrosia

A touch of poison seals my fate
The dawn echoes the night with my glory... the sun himself honors me

Once king of roses, now lord of gold
Blessed with the gift of gilded touch
The Gods themselves envy my hand
Fate wields its knife to cut the thread

I curse the day my dream became my descent
Suddenly, I long for you, my only love

In my perfection I have no want
A folly as fatal as sin
Yet eyes still glint with greed untold
Has now become the end of me

I curse the day my dream became my descent
Suddenly, I long for you, my only love

Have I not earned this, the gift of beauty within?
How selfish were the Gods to keep their riches from my rightful treasure?
I truly have become one of them... my fatal flaw

Oh yeah! I've got her hook, line, and sinker!
Thanks to me, she's her own new necklace
Now she's good as gold
Thanks to me, she's her own new necklace
Now she's good as gold

I curse the day my dream became my descent
Suddenly, I long for you, my only love
I curse the day my dream became my descent
Suddenly, I long for you, my only love...
Cut the thread

goo goo dolls - Iris

And I'd give up forever to touch you
Cause I know that you feel me somehow
You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be
And I don't want to go home right now

And all I can taste is this moment
And all I can breathe is your life
Cause sooner or later it's over
I just don't want to miss you tonight

And I don't want the world to see me
Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am


And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming
Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything seems like the movies
Yeah you bleed just to know your alive

Chorus

And I don't want the world to see me
Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

I don't want the world to see me
Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am